Right now, I’m in the process of expanding the blog to cover all aspects of Forever 21. I’m looking for 5 new contributing bloggers to cover the following:

Fashion
Beauty
Accessories
Jewelry
Plus-Size
Menswear

Positions are currently unpaid but an amazing opportunity for you to promote your site. If you’re interested, please email me at sydne@forever21report.com for more information.

Tall Gladiator Heels ($39.80)

Rating: Buy it never

Fit: Forever 21 says these shoes feature “multiple elastic straps that zip all the way up and fit super snug.” The first part is true. They do feature elastic straps, which look like stirrups lining your calves. Not so hot. At first, it was so hard to zip up the sandals that I thought my skin was going to get caught in the hardware. Then it was the exact opposite. Granted, I have thinner claves. But if you have thicker calves, matters are only worse. The elastic will make your legs look liked stuffed sausages. It’s a lose-lose situation.

Versatility: Even Rihanna was only able to wear her Balenciaga knee-high gladiators a few times. Translation? They’re not versatile.

Trend Factor: Last year, these shoes were supertrendy with everyone from Mary-Kate Olsen to Jennifer Connelly making men cringe (the male race doesn’t exactly think knee-high gladiators are sexy).  Now I personally think they’re old news but even if you still want a pair, Forever 21’s are not a wise choice.

Demographic: Nobody

Leather Fringe Vest ($39.80)

Rating: Wear it forever

Fit: If you’re in the market for a fringe vest then you’re in luck. I’m personally not a suede vest girl but if I was I’d buy this one in a heartbeat. It’s a little pricey for Forever 21 but it looks like it could easily have come from an expensive vintage shop or the Elizabeth and James section at Neimans. Even the lining was good quality!

Versatility: You can wear it closed like the model does with jeans and a fitted sweater underneath. Or, wear it open over a long sleeve shirt, mini skirt and tights or with a flowing top like the models at Vivienne Tam.

Trend Factor: Fringe is not going away anytime soon. Bohemian comes and goes. Maybe you’ll retire the vest for a season but if it fits your personal style, I’d put money on you finding it in the back of your closet one day and falling in love all over again.

Demographic: Everyone

Pleated Satin Mini Skirt ($15.80)

Rating: Buy it never

Fit: The satin is even crinkled in the picture shown on the website. That’s never a good sign. It means the garment is going to look cheap… which this one most certainly does.

Versatility: Don’t even bother. Get the Satin Jacquard Skirt instead for the same price without the creases.

Trend Factor: Zero.

Demographic: Nobody

Wool Blend Overcoat ($39.80)

Rating: Wear It Forever

Fit: It was love at first sight when I saw this coat pop up on F21’s website. 60’s Jackie O vibe always instant love in my book. But you never know if an Internet relationship is going to work out until you meet in real life (make sure it’s a public place!). So Wool Blend and I met up after a couple more weeks of intense Internet bonding and I’ll admit, I was a little let down. Blame my high expectations but the weird hem you can kinda make out on the photo above is much more prominent in real life. It’s less noticeable in black, but I had already bonded so intensely with cream colored Wool Blend that I decided to look past this flaw and now we’re happily living together.

Versatility: It works pretty good as a general defense against cool fall weather and also really pulled together my half-assed Jackie O Halloween costume.

Trend Factor: Perfect to feed your 1960’s Mad Men obsession if you happen to have one. Ahhhhh! What’s going to happen on tonight’s season finale?! More Joan pls.

Demographic: 20s, Sophisticated

1. Diane von Furstenberg top, Forever 21 jeans, Jules Smith bangles, Steve Madden flats

2. Forever 21 skirt, Target belt, vintage pearls worn as a bracelet, Charles Jourdan pumps

3. Forever 21 dress, lia sophia necklace and bangles, Manolo Blahnik sandals

I spotted this jacket while waiting for Jen at the register one day. It was just after Alexander McQueen showed all that gorgeous houndstooth on the runway so I immediately went for it. There was only one left. It fit. So, I obviously ended up at the register too. The jacket is from Forever’s Circus line so unfortunately it’s not available online anymore.

1. Nanette Lepore top, vintage pearls, lia sophia cuff, Steve Madden shoes

2. Rebecca Taylor top, Erzulinea necklace, Alice + Olivia for Payless booties

3. Forever 21 turtleneck, one Banana Republic brooch and the other two I found at a London flea market, Erzulinea ring, DKNY tights, Guess peep toes

4. Forever 21 tee, vintage chain belt worn as a necklace, lia sophia bangles, Alice + Olivia for Payless booties

This exact skort isn’t available online anymore. But I kind of like this Side Zipper Leatherette Skirt ($17.80) even better!

Satin Jacquard Skirt ($15.80)

Rating: Wear it forever

Fit: Now whenever I see jacquard I think of Michelle Obama, but that’s certainly not a bad thing. I think the first lady would approve of this skirt which is slimming, thank to vertical pleating, which give just enough volume to hide your flaws, yet still lies flat across the body. And when you don’t know what to do with your hands during an awkward conversation with your boyfriend’s boss, you can just slip them in the hidden slant pockets.

Versatility: It’s a great skirt for the holidays because it can easily take you from work to a party. Wear it with a blazer and tights at the office, then take off your jacket at night and show off a silky cami and your fave statement necklace.

Trend Factor: Purple is one of the hottest colors for fall, but it’s often on trend for fall so really, this skirt is a classic.

Demographic: 20s, Sophisticated

Origami Couture Skirt ($26.00)

Rating: Trendy for now… and spring… and maybe next fall but certainly not a classic

Fit: If you’re worried about adding more volume to your bottom half then don’t even bother with this one. But if you have some wiggle room, then this is definitely a more interesting option than the usual full skirts we see at Forever. The thick waistband helps with proportion and the folds are so fun that you’ll just want to twirl like I did in the dressing room.

Versatility: You need something fitted on top. But this can range from a simple tee to a cashmere turtleneck. I haven’t seen the blue version in person but I’d still recommend gray or black. You have enough going on with the architectural folds that you don’t need a bold color.

Trend Factor: Draping is popular for fall, and this is actually a pretty unique take on the trend.

Demographic: Everyone

Belted Halter Dress ($44)

Rating: Buy it never

Fit: I appreciate Twelve by Twelve’s effort. I really do. From afar, and I’m talking all the way across the store, this dress looks uber chic. Then you get closer and the disappointment kicks in. But still, you want to try it on because a belted, bustier dress like this at Saks would set you back a week’s worth of salary. But all hope is lost in the fitting room. The halter strap is too thick, the padded bust too reminiscent of Madonna’s Blonde Ambition tour and the skirt makes you look like you regained the Freshman 15 you never wanted to see again. Fail.

Versatility: The jewels on the belt are pretty? Ya, not much else here.

Trend Factor: With the 80s back in fashion, peplum is huge again—but you need the bottom skirt to be more fitted to avoid looking huge. And Jean Paul Gaultier resurrected his infamous cone bras for spring. But that doesn’t mean you need to wear them.

Demographic: Nobody.